Wake up, and smell the coffee.
Grumpiness. Grumpiness. Grumpiness. Those are the three main side effects of not consuming one’s daily dose of caffeine. Fortunately for me, I have experienced that feeling on only a few occasions in my life. – and it’s been a long life so far. EVERY morning starts with my first of many cups of coffee, the java bean, the cup-a-joe. I’ll have it no other way. That’s a serious addiction – one that I do not strive to kick any time soon. I just came back from a short walk to the Dunkin’s that sits a few blocks from here. I am late. Very late. I’m not grumpy, though, because I knew that my fix was sidetracked for but a moment in time. I knew that the aroma that I love so much was only seconds away.
There are “people who drink coffee” and there are “coffee drinkers”. People who drink coffee have little concern that they are desecrating the very sanctity of all that coffee is. They poison it with different flavors that the coffee bean’s commercialization has deemed “hip”. They stifle it by asking for it by it’s various insipid names: frappachino, iced coffee, and the like. Coffee drinkers will not be having any of that nonesense. For us, coffee comes only one way: regular. That can come in the form of decaf, as some of us can get a bit high-strung, as it were, but anything that is more of a deviation than that is pure sacrilege.
Dunkin’s is not one of my favorites, but, it is, at least, walkable from home. There is no better coffee than that which comes from a diner. That is what most would consider some strong coffee. My buds and I would tap our cigarette ashes into our cup-a-joe, continue our conversation, and continue to drink that same cup-a-joe until the cup had been drained. That’s how good diner coffee is. I should say “there was no better” and “how good diner coffee was“. Back in the day, real coffee was served in a real ceramic cup, or, if you desired take-out, it was served in a paper cup. Even in a diner, these days, coffee is served in a styrofoam cup – pure and simple desecration, once again.
For the life of me, I cannot see what millions of Americans see in Starbucks‘ “coffee”. Coffee? Try “the Devil’s libation”, “mud juice”, or perhaps “H*ll in a cup”. To me, that is some of the nastiest liquids ever designed to be consumed. Blech!!! Not only is the mess nasty, but, it’s as expensive as H*ll. My brother swears by it, and from time to time, I will find myself seated at one of Starbucks‘ tables along with my brother consuming this so-called coffee. In Manhattan, there is nearly a Starbucks on every other corner. Millions of Americans consuming that abberation on a daily – nay – hourly basis. How sad. I have been, for the last ten or so years, into the habit of making my own coffee, faithfully each morning when I arise. Actually the making would be done the night before. Only pressing the “brew” button was done upon wake-up. I decided that I would save some coffee, as I would find myself drinking one cup, and never returning for a second or third cup. This was merely due to my recent surge in taking care of urgencies, as opposed to not wanting my follow-up cups. So, I started taking that walk to Dunkin’s for my morning cup. That actually saves on the amount of coffee that I use. However, I also find myself taking that second and third walk back to Dunkins before too long.
The blogsphere is kinda like an early morning cup of java – it gets one started in the A.M. I start my “online experience” by visiting a few of my favorite blogs to see what is being posted for the day. Grumpiness. Grumpiness. Grumpiness. Those are the three main side effects of not having my daily dose of my favorite blogs. I am slowly, but, surely coming back around to posting just about every day. When I do, I trust that others will find that they need a dose of my blog to get them going. I’ll let you in a little secret – my real name is “joelle”. That is usually shortened to “joe”, as it were. Therefore, liken reading my blog each day to “consuming a cup-a-joe”. Peace.
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Coffee cup photo found at dreamstime.com
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